Today at 17:05:21 - A friendly tom cat named Timothy has stunned his Brisbane family by turning up more than 1300 kilometres from home, a year after going missing.

Today at 14:05:25 - A vicar was found guilty of conducting hundreds of sham marriages between African nationals and cash-strapped eastern Europeans to allow illegal immigrants to gain residency in Britain.

Today at 14:05:25 - A partial set of British wartime Prime Minister Winston Churchill's gold-mounted dentures has fetched GBP15,200 (NZ$32,830) at auction, over three times the estimate.

Today at 13:05:26 - Wearing saggy pants is not a crime, just foolish.

Today at 13:05:26 - A Dutch brewer with a penchant for competition has laid claim to creating the world's strongest brew: a beer that is some 60 percent alcohol by volume.

Today at 13:05:26 - Police are trying to track down the mystery owner of a Roman glass bangle believed to be more than 2000 years old.

29/07/2010 at 16:17:42 - ...such as the shepherd with the intimidating flock

29/07/2010 at 10:38:10 - A pet tiger that escaped in South Africa is found after a two-day search with helicopters, a tracker and sniffer dogs.

28/07/2010 at 21:25:38 - Dogs "automatically imitate" the body movements of their owners, according to a study.

28/07/2010 at 01:19:25 - The Hoosiers are aiming for 'the longest pop song ever to be released in the UK' with a 43 minute single

27/07/2010 at 01:48:47 - The famous Grimethorpe Colliery Band is to field a well-known female horn player in competition.

26/07/2010 at 16:41:51 - An animal rights protester clad in lettuce leaves to promote vegetarianism is detained by police in the Jordanian capital Amman.

25/07/2010 at 20:40:38 - Rare pictures of the Royal family are posted on the internet after Buckingham Palace opens a Flickr account.

Today at 05:21:10 - The new owners of Harrods got a taste of London life when they returned to their luxury cars to find they had been clamped.

29/07/2010 at 20:21:02 - In the city that never sleeps there is one increasingly busy nocturnal resident who New York wants to evict.

29/07/2010 at 05:21:01 - A 56-year-old woman has become the slowest person to swim the English Channel after being pushed more than 40 miles off course by the tides.

29/07/2010 at 00:21:01 - A set of negatives bought in a car boot sale for just under £30 have been valued at around £130m after being identified as the work of photographer Ansel Adams.

28/07/2010 at 07:21:02 - An Icelandic football team have become an internet sensation for celebrating their winning goals in a somewhat unique style.

28/07/2010 at 01:21:02 - A cross-dressing robber with fake breasts and a bloke wig has been arrested by cops because he failed to shave off his beard.

Today at 14:21:06 - Wildlife officials say a mother grizzly bear and her two cubs attacked campers in Yosemite National Park, leaving one man dead and two injured. Priya David-Clemens reports from Cody, Wyo.

Today at 12:21:09 - Gargantuan Gator: It Takes 3 People To Remove 500-pound Alligator From Lagoon At SC Resort

Today at 12:21:08 - Not-so-fast Food: SC Woman Calls Cops When Mechanic Links Car Trouble To Gas Tank Cheeseburger

Today at 12:21:05 - The Prodigal Gun: 21 Years After Being Stolen, Deputies Find, Return Texas Man's Favorite Gun

Today at 09:21:04 - Florida Deputy Shoots Himself In Leg During Training At Firing Range

Today at 09:21:06 - Police: Acupuncture Patient In Washington State Calls 911, Says She Was Locked In Clinic

Today at 13:21:06 - Straight lines may do the trick on level ground, but zigzags work best on a slope.

Today at 13:21:05 - Not everything about these magical stories are limited to the imagination.

Today at 13:21:06 - Scientists have caught rat whisker signals on video.

28/07/2010 at 13:21:02 - Conventional wisdom has held that when a bubble pops, it vanishes. Now scientists have found that a popped bubble actually creates a ring of smaller daughter bubbles in its wake.

28/07/2010 at 13:21:02 - Stanton Friedman is convinced that aliens are visiting us.

25/07/2010 at 13:21:02 - Some modern religious leaders believe that Acts of God (a legal, not theological, term) are divine retribution for mankind's wickedness and immorality.

25/07/2010 at 13:21:02 - Exotic particles called geuneutrinos could reveal secrets behind earthquakes and volcanoes.

Today at 13:21:07 - The latest top breaking news, U.S., world, business, politics, entertainment, celebrities, sports, technology, and more.

Today at 16:21:09 - U.S. State Department's special adviser for nonproliferation and arms control, Robert Einhorn, has announced that the Obama administration will try to persuade China, the UAE and other Asian, Middle E ...

Today at 16:21:09 - In less than a week after website WikiLeaks published tens and thousands of secret military documents on the Afghanistan war, US Defense Secretary Robert Gates has sought the Federal Bureau of Investi ...

Today at 16:21:09 - The Weinstein Co. has revealed some of their production slate for the future, and it’s full of sequels. Along with a follow-up planned to the parody series “Scary Movie,” the studio has also given th ...

Today at 16:21:09 - Stocks finished lower for the second straight day on Thursday after utilities, consumer staples and technology firms reported disappointing second-quarter earnings and investors turned edgy ahead of F ...

Today at 13:18:08 - OFFICIALS caught a man trying to smuggle £10,000 ($17,330) out of Northern Ireland in his underwear.

29/07/2010 at 13:21:48 - SCIENTISTS have taught pigs to indicate their optimism and pessimism about life depending on their environment.

28/07/2010 at 12:43:44 - A YOUTUBE clip has gone viral after a political candidate brazenly steals an election rival's campaign signs in the dead of the night.

27/07/2010 at 14:00:33 - AN 80-year-old man found hidden treasure in a painting he bought at a post office auction: almost two kilograms of marijuana.

24/07/2010 at 16:37:41 - INDIAN court criticises country's census for grouping housewives with prostitutes and prisoners.

23/07/2010 at 12:43:25 - A FASCINATION with the bums of celebrities like Kim Kardashian is fueling a booming market for undies that amplify the derriere.

Today at 13:21:16 - The Canadian Press - TERRELL, Texas - A Texas man has been reunited with his long-lost gun more than two decades after it was stolen.

Today at 08:21:07 - AFP - WASHINGTON (AFP) - Barack Obama fought hard to keep his BlackBerry when he became president, but with only 10 people authorized to email the super-encrypted device, he admitted Thursday that it ...

Today at 06:21:06 - AFP - NEW DELHI (AFP) - The real jewel in Britain's actual crown will not be returning to India, Prime Minister David Cameron said Thursday, as he ruled out any repatriation of the famed Kohinoor dia ...

Today at 05:01:00 - AFP - SYDNEY (AFP) - Australia's flamboyant Sex Party on Thursday said it had rebuffed an approach from arch-conservative Family First to forge an unlikely electoral alliance.

Today at 05:00:00 - AFP - ROME (AFP) - The devil may well wear Prada, but at a biennial exhibition of sacred art in Italy, a statue of the Virgin Mary is donning Louis Vuitton, local newspaper Il Centro reported on Thur ...

Today at 12:21:05 - China's massive Three Gorges Dam is being pushed to its limits by heavy monsoon rains that have sent water gushing through spill gates. Three Gorges Dam - Flood - Dam - Wate ...

Today at 12:21:06 - Filmed away from humans for the first time, jumbo squid light up during an expedition that also found them to have superstrong bites. Squid - Proxying and Filtering - Cookin ...

Today at 08:21:07 - Radar of a rocky desert, a Martian bull's eye, and "cool" mirrors feature among the week's best space pictures. Mars - Space - Technology - Solar System - Astronomy

29/07/2010 at 11:02:49 - In a new viral video a fisher boats through hundreds of hyped-up alligators. Despite their snapping, the gators show true teamwork, experts say. Alligator - Business - Fish ...

29/07/2010 at 10:34:38 - The Obama administration's first lease sale in the 87-year-old petroleum reserve on the North Slope leaves sanctuary for caribou and geese. Petroleum - Business - Energy - ...

Today at 12:21:03 - By 2010-07-29T22:20:53Z ROCK HILL, S.C. (AP) -- A South Carolina woman found out fast food won't make your car go fast. The Herald of Rock Hill reported Thursday a 30-year-old woman made a co ...

Today at 10:21:03 - By 2010-07-29T20:26:50Z HILTON HEAD ISLAND, S.C. (AP) -- As gators go, the one found in a South Carolina lagoon was downright gargantuan. The Island Packet of Hilton Head reported that an 11- ...

Today at 09:21:06 - By 2010-07-29T19:18:12Z CRESTVIEW, Fla. (AP) -- An Okaloosa Sheriff's deputy is on leave after shooting himself in the leg during a training exercise at a firing range. Miguel Rojas accidenta ...

Today at 09:21:04 - By 2010-07-29T19:16:04Z BELLINGHAM, Wash. (AP) -- Police in Bellingham, Wash., say an acupuncture patient called 911 for assistance after she says clinic workers apparently forgot about her a ...

Today at 03:09:14 - By SYLVIA HUI 2010-07-29T14:09:14Z LONDON (AP) -- A partial set of dentures used by former British leader Winston Churchill - described as the teeth that saved the world - sold at auc ...

Today at 10:48:04 - The dentures of Britain's war-time prime minister, Winston Churchill, have gone under the hammer.

29/07/2010 at 15:49:00 - A man has been rescued after spending the night trapped in the ventilation system at Melbourne's Crown Casino.

29/07/2010 at 09:23:00 - Rangers have captured an escaped tiger at a South African farm after a two-day helicopter search that had dominated news broadcasts.

28/07/2010 at 12:16:00 - An unemployed British truck driver is to spend five years in prison for trying to sell London's Ritz Hotel for nearly $390 million.

27/07/2010 at 22:44:00 - A black bear in the United States has managed to open a car door, climb in and knock the gear stick into neutral, sending itself and the car rolling down a slope into trees.

26/07/2010 at 09:16:00 - A catamaran made completely out of plastic bottles and captained by an heir to a banking dynasty will sail into Sydney Harbour today.

Today at 10:21:02 - A chemistry professor was the victim of a college prank after students coated his entire office in kitchen foil when he was on holiday.

Today at 10:21:03 - A man listed as the oldest living male in Tokyo died some 30 years ago, city officials said after his body was found mummified in his bed.

Today at 06:21:03 - A town mayor is under fire for labelling ASDA shoppers "mutants" in a video posted on YouTube.

Today at 03:27:38 - A Dutch brewer has created a 120 proof beer - or 60 per cent alcohol by volume - beating a Scottish company's bid to create the world's strongest brew.

Today at 00:52:40 - A giant asteroid called 1999 RQ36 may crash into Earth on September 24 2182, scientists believe.

Today at 00:48:37 - Miniature masterpieces carved into graphite by Dalton Ghetti.

Today at 09:21:08 - Funny Graphs - Claim This Bed In The Name Of Estrogen

Today at 08:21:09 - Funny Graphs - Sometimes Kids Use Construction Paper, Right?

Today at 08:21:09 - Funny Graphs - Wait, Is That A Real Place?

Today at 06:21:08 - Funny Graphs - Wait, There Are Shows The DON'T Use This Format?

Today at 04:00:14 - Funny Graphs - Don't Forget The Rupees!v

Today at 02:00:37 - Funny Graphs - Suddenly Slave Leia...Hundreds Of Her

Today at 00:00:18 - Funny Graphs - The Burning Just Means It's Cleaning

29/07/2010 at 12:46:09 - Funny Graphs - Where Will You Go When You Die?

29/07/2010 at 08:00:54 - Funny Graphs - Diplomacy: The Star Trek Way

29/07/2010 at 06:00:17 - Funny Graphs - Blue Shell Is Haxs

Today at 08:21:09 - A New York judge has thrown out a summons issued to a man for wearing saggy pants, saying the U.S. Constitution protected people's right to dress as they please, even if they looked ridiculous doing ...

Today at 06:21:08 - In the city that never sleeps there is one increasingly busy nocturnal resident who New York wants to evict — the bedbug.

29/07/2010 at 01:44:56 - Throwing money out the window during a high-speed chase, an alleged bank thief discovered, won't send cops off your trail.

28/07/2010 at 06:39:50 - Jan Schill has a message for voters in Oklahoma choosing a district judge in elections on Tuesday — do not vote for my dad.

28/07/2010 at 02:40:40 - A teenaged bicyclist was charged with careless driving Sunday after colliding with a parked car as he was texting on his cellphone.

Today at 07:21:03 - WASHINGTON (AFP) - Barack Obama fought hard to keep his BlackBerry when he became president, but with only 10 people authorized to email the super-encrypted device, he admitted Thursday that it is "no ...

Today at 06:21:05 - NEW DELHI (AFP) - The real jewel in Britain's actual crown will not be returning to India, Prime Minister David Cameron said Thursday, as he ruled out any repatriation of the famed Kohinoor diamond.

Today at 05:00:00 - ROME (AFP) - The devil may well wear Prada, but at a biennial exhibition of sacred art in Italy, a statue of the Virgin Mary is donning Louis Vuitton, local newspaper Il Centro reported on Thursday.

Today at 05:00:00 - SYDNEY (AFP) - Australia's flamboyant Sex Party on Thursday said it had rebuffed an approach from arch-conservative Family First to forge an unlikely electoral alliance.

Today at 03:46:00 - LONDON (AFP) - A set of dentures made for Britain's war-time prime minister Winston Churchill went under the hammer Thursday as auctioneers expected to fetch up to £5,000 for "the teeth that saved the ...

Today at 03:59:00 - AMSTERDAM (Reuters) - A Dutch brewer with a penchant for competition has laid claim to creating the world's strongest brew: a beer that is some 60 percent alcohol by volume.

Today at 03:53:21 - LONDON (Reuters) - A vicar was found guilty on Thursday of conducting hundreds of sham marriages between African nationals and cash-strapped eastern Europeans to allow illegal immigrants to gain resid ...

29/07/2010 at 08:01:21 - JOHANNESBURG (Reuters) - Rangers captured an escaped tiger at a South African farm on Wednesday after a two-day helicopter search that had dominated news broadcasts.

29/07/2010 at 05:55:42 - GAZA (Reuters) - The Islamist rulers of the Gaza Strip have ordered lingerie shops to display more modesty.

29/07/2010 at 05:44:05 - BEIJING (Reuters) - Authorities in China's far west have bred and trained "an army" of silver foxes bought from a fur farm to fight a plague of rats threatening a huge expanse of grasslands, state med ...

Today at 03:35:00 - Judge Ruben Franco said that the summons appeared to be an attempt by one police officer to show his displeasure with the style.

29/07/2010 at 16:43:00 - Judith Goode Fesler thought she would never see her class ring again, decades after she lost it at the San Jacinto Battleground. That was until archeologists went digging around the area earlier this ...

29/07/2010 at 03:58:00 - Clubs are popping up at universities, colleges and local neighborhoods.

29/07/2010 at 00:17:00 - Also Tuesday, prosecutors in the central state of Puebla reported that three federal police agents were shot to death on a highway in a confrontation with gunmen. The assailants escaped.

28/07/2010 at 05:30:00 - It took five hours and four minutes, but a suspected drug trafficker finally surrendered the spoils: 85 condoms of cocaine he allegedly swallowed and intended to smuggle from Houston to France.

Today at 03:00:20 - ApriPoko may weigh a mere five pounds, but this voice-operated, talking robot functions as a universal remote for multiple home appliances and devices. Its creators, the researchers at Toshiba, exempl ...

29/07/2010 at 03:00:40 - In a terrible miscarriage of justice, plainclothes police severely beat the wife of an important provincial official in a horrendous case of mistaken identity. This case has become one of the hottest ...

29/07/2010 at 02:41:01 - Today we venture into the dark and bizarre world of Japanese artist Daikichi Amano, a self-declared "perverted master of fish and girls" known for his twisted photography. Daiichi is a fanatic of c ...

28/07/2010 at 03:00:03 - Conjoined watermelons are about as rare as conjoined (Siamese) twins. They do not occur often in our eco-system and when they do, no one can say exactly why it happens. In China, this has happened twi ...

27/07/2010 at 03:00:54 - Although not unheard of, the incidence of polydactylism, or being born with extra fingers and toes, doesn't happen every day. The word derives from the ancient Greek (polus=many and daktulos=finger). ...

Today at 01:01:10 - Horoscope beats economists in inflation forecasts, bear steals teddy, plus famous panda killed by poison gas

29/07/2010 at 02:44:05 - Santa Claus to sue Catholic Church, Britain faces tarantula invasion, plus Armageddon date fixed

27/07/2010 at 23:02:32 - Australian cave tours in Klingon language, a lake vanishes following flood, plus "I'm a being from another world" fails to impress police

27/07/2010 at 04:21:11 - Kings of Leon forced off stage by pigeon dropping bombardment, bear steals car then gets stuck inside, plus teenager survives 16-floor fall

24/07/2010 at 00:25:10 - Psychiatrists analyse superheroes, a photo-hungry ghost, plus a host of unlikely criminals

30/06/2010 at 21:57:40 - Wednesday, June 30, 2010 Greetings fellow Bizarros: I remember parking when I was a teenager. There was a Lutheran church in my neighborhood that had a very poorly lit parking lot. More than a few of ...

26/06/2010 at 21:53:59 - Saturday, June 26, 2010 Greetings fellow Bizarros: Medical marijuana has been in the news a lot recently. There is a big controversy over how available it should be and who should be allowed to dispen ...

23/06/2010 at 21:53:46 - Wednesday, June 23, 2010 Greetings fellow Bizarros: It may seem like I have been picking on cops recently, but seriously, these are the stories that have been in the news! Like this one about a Chatta ...

19/06/2010 at 21:51:02 - Saturday, June 19, 2010 Greetings fellow Bizarros: Anybody want to get married? Two Montanans repeatedly take marriage vows without the benefit of divorce, but they aren't polygamists; they are proxie ...

16/06/2010 at 21:52:46 - Wednesday, June 16, 2010 Greetings fellow Bizarros: Boobs. Is there anything they can't do? In this case an American woman was rescued from disaster on a mountain in Germany after she used her size DD ...

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16/06/2010 at 00:49:33 - DHAKA (Reuters) - Authorities in soccer crazy Bangladesh on Monday asked all manufacturing factories in and around the capital Dhaka to suspend operations each evening until the end of the World Cup i ...

15/06/2010 at 03:47:41 - Men take a fraction of a second to decide if they are attracted to a woman or not - but they should not be called shallow because they are genetically programmed to do so, scientists say. Men weigh up ...

26/05/2010 at 06:37:56 - Outrun the cops, evade the El Camino, attempt daring underwater rescues and use the Doom Glider to foil 2D's escape attempts from Plastic Beach Escape to Plastic Beach tells the story of Gorillaz jour ...

25/11/2009 at 14:40:47 - A historic trove of Texas photos was found dumped beneath a Fort Worth bridge, local TV station WFAA reported Sunday. The discarded shots include those of a young George H.W. Bush; Gwendolyn Brooks, a ...

15/11/2009 at 13:19:43 - Start with one delightfully warped science project contest for grown-ups. Add a touch of county fair and a whole lot of tailgating. What do you get? Flying pumpkins. See how they do it at the 24th ann ...

14/11/2009 at 12:16:24 - British media were purring with satisfaction Friday over a kitty kerfuffle in Canada.

11/11/2009 at 11:54:38 - The world's most expensive bottle of beer goes on the auction block Saturday -- just don't expect to drink it. In fact, according to Andrew Aldridge of the British auction house Henry Aldridge and Son ...

05/11/2009 at 10:10:43 - When filmmaker Franny Armstrong found herself surrounded by a group of teenage girls, one of them armed with an iron bar, she knew she needed help. And she got it, from a very unexpected source.

29/07/2010 at 12:00:00 - Injuries caused by flip-flops are costing the NHS an astonishing £40million every year.

28/07/2010 at 12:00:00 - Here's another tasty Daily Mirror exclusive you can get your teeth into – our very own sandwich.

27/07/2010 at 20:16:00 - A man robbed a bank wearing a woman's blond wig, fake breasts under a sweater and clown trousers, US authorities said.

26/07/2010 at 21:33:00 - Rockers the Kings of Leon abandoned a gig after they were hit by pigeon droppings.

25/07/2010 at 12:00:00 - An order of Benedictine nuns cut off from the outside world has signed a record deal with the company behind Lady Gaga.

25/07/2010 at 12:00:00 - Two entrepreneurs from Seattle who hate the taste of envelope gum have invented one whose sticky strip tastes like bacon.