Today at 11:19:00 - A 32-year-old Kentucky woman who said she didn't know that she was pregnant delivered her newborn son on the floor of her laundry room by herself and even cut the umbilical cord.

Today at 10:41:19 - A woman is suing Bank of America, claiming it wrongfully repossessed her home and saying that a bank contractor trashed the house and took her parrot.

Today at 10:34:38 - It sounds fishy but a New York City pet shop owner says it's true.

Today at 10:15:55 - Breast milk cheese, anyone? A Manhattan chef has posted a recipe on his blog for what he calls "My spouse's mommy milk cheese."

Today at 07:32:09 - Motorists scrambled to buy cheap petrol at Caltex's self-service pumps in Riverton before the price ballooned 23c yesterday.

Today at 01:01:00 - A man has been caught on a security camera – stealing it.

Today at 06:21:02 - A skydiver has survived plunging 3,000ft to the ground after a parachute jump went disastrously wrong.

Today at 01:21:02 - Restorers in Italy have discovered long lost details in frescos by Giotto on the walls of the Peruzzi Chapel in Florence's Santa Croce church.

09/03/2010 at 16:21:01 - Two British old age pensioners have devoted their lives to rescuing the "slumdog donkeys" of Delhi and even have an ambulance for the animals.

09/03/2010 at 02:21:01 - LS Lowry's iconic paintings of industrial northern England are to be recreated - using nudes.

09/03/2010 at 02:21:01 - A man who donated a series of gambling bets to Oxfam when he died, could raise the charity £330,000.

09/03/2010 at 00:21:02 - A pair of squirrels have taken their love of coconuts to a different level - by getting stuck into their favourite snacks.

Today at 23:21:05 - Burmese python on the loose on council estate, dead starlings fall out of sky, and road sign warns motorists to beware drunk pedestrians

09/03/2010 at 23:53:19 - German ailments blamed on the weather, the stolen corpse of an ex-president, and Japan's phantom kangaroos

09/03/2010 at 05:21:05 - Nazis tried to infiltrate Boy Scouts, Virgin Mary icon weeps oil, plus "chupacabra" captured alive

06/03/2010 at 00:03:28 - Organic molecules found in Orion Nebula, pigeons better at probability estimates than humans, plus exploding toilet injures policeman

05/03/2010 at 01:28:53 - Scientists say Chile quake didn't shift Earth on its axis, exorcist arrested for attacking trees, plus bottled ghosts for sale

Today at 23:21:07 - Toyota's safety record has taken another hammering after police were involved in a dramatic high-speed pursuit of a driver whose car accelerator got stuck at 94mph.

Today at 23:21:07 - A terrified boy begged the emergency services to send police to his home while three robbers threatened his parents at gunpoint, it has been revealed.

Today at 21:21:03 - TSUKUBA, Japan (AFP) - It giggles and wiggles its feet when you shake its rattle, but will get cranky and cry from too much tickling.

Today at 13:21:06 - VANCOUVER (Reuters) - Canada's largest airline has learned it sometimes has to take a back seat to the country's biggest sporting passion, ice hockey, the head of Air Canada said on Tuesday.

Today at 07:04:00 - MOSCOW (AFP) - A Siberian traffic policeman was arrested for taking a 2,000-ruble (67-dollar) bribe and then trying to conceal his crime by eating the money, investigators said Tuesday.

Today at 23:21:05 - Bank of America apologised to a woman after one of its contractors allegedly trashed her house and took her parrot while wrongly repossessing her home.

Today at 22:21:02 - German researchers studying the psychology of sexual attraction found that stressed men made strange choices in sexual preferences.

Today at 20:21:07 - The digital billboard similar to ones from the Tom Cruise film are being developed by NEC, the Japanese technology company.

Today at 19:21:02 - A New York restaurant chef has been warned by city health officials after he offered customers the chance to taste cheese made from his wife's breast milk.

Today at 14:21:03 - Staff at Sydney's Taronga Zoo have declared the live birth of a baby elephant a "miracle" days after vets said the calf had died in the womb.

Today at 23:21:06 - The Canadian Press - THE HAGUE, Netherlands - Drug smugglerss' fake fruit wasn't enough to deceive Dutch customs officials and get C25 million ($34 million) worth of cocaine into the country.

Today at 21:21:08 - AFP - TSUKUBA, Japan (AFP) - It giggles and wiggles its feet when you shake its rattle, but will get cranky and cry from too much tickling: Meet Yotaro, a Japanese robot programmed to be as fickle as ...

Today at 14:21:06 - The Canadian Press - LETHBRIDGE, Alta. - An alleged birdnapper and a purloined parrot are now both safely behind bars after an incident in Lethbridge, Alta.

Today at 07:04:00 - AFP - MOSCOW (AFP) - A Siberian traffic policeman was arrested for taking a 2,000-ruble (67-dollar) bribe and then trying to conceal his crime by eating the money, investigators said Tuesday.

Today at 06:34:00 - AFP - WELLINGTON (AFP) - Two glass vials said to contain the ghosts of an old man and a young girl have been sold online in New Zealand for nearly 2,000 US dollars.

Today at 21:48:22 - Human remains have been discovered at a Hobart school.

Today at 17:03:09 - A man who held up 16,000 passengers by breaching airport security to kiss his girlfriend has avoided a jail sentence.

09/03/2010 at 23:46:00 - Germany's largest fishing vessel will leave the Netherlands this week, towed by a giant kite harnessing trade winds for South America that will help cut its fuel consumption by up to a third.

08/03/2010 at 09:00:00 - Switzerland has voted against assigning lawyers to defend animals in court cases.

04/03/2010 at 10:29:00 - Greece has urged citizens to make charity contributions into a national fund in support of Government efforts to deal with a fiscal crisis.

04/03/2010 at 08:28:00 - In the United States an investigation is taking place into how a child was allowed to direct air traffic at New York's JFK airport, under an adult's supervision.

Today at 21:21:04 - Wednesday, March 10, 2010 Greetings fellow Bizarros: I just read an absurd article which suggested that an 18 percent tax on pizza and soda can push down U.S. adults' calorie intake enough to lower th ...

06/03/2010 at 20:53:17 - Saturday, March 6, 2010 Greetings fellow Bizarros: Here is something to think about. I recently read about a guy named Lindsey Williams who wrote a book called ‘The Energy Non-Crisis' in which h ...

03/03/2010 at 21:01:01 - Wednesday, March 3, 2010 Greetings fellow Bizarros: Of all the things you could possibly want at your wedding when money is no object; a 24 piece orchestra, a champagne fountain at every table, a life ...

27/02/2010 at 21:01:16 - Saturday, February 27, 2010 Greetings fellow Bizarros: There can be only one…crazy mother running up and down the halls of an elementary school swinging a sword. At least in Tennessee. Other sta ...

24/02/2010 at 20:56:16 - Wednesday, February 24, 2010 Greetings fellow Bizarros: Here is why it is important to be very careful about who you leave your kids with. Unless, of course, you're look- ing to have them sold, and ev ...

Today at 15:21:05 - A Calif. artist has taken an inventive approach to using the bathroom by creating unique urinal sculptures. As KPIX's Mike Sugerman reports, these custom urinals fetch up to $8,000.

Today at 15:21:06 - Man Allegedly Robs Idaho Pharmacy, Then Throws Cash On The Counter Before Leaving

Today at 10:21:03 - Now On EBay: The Xbox That Brought Down Baltimore's Mayor; Evidence Sales To Fund Teen Jobs

Today at 10:21:03 - Mommy Milk Cheese: NYC Chef Creates Cheese Recipe Using Wife's Breast Milk

Today at 10:21:03 - NYC Pet Shop Owner Claims Buttkiss The Fish Is 43 And Weighs 20 Pounds

Today at 10:21:03 - Woman Who Didn't Know She Was Pregnant Delivers Surprise Baby, Picks Up Other Son From School

Today at 14:21:03 - COEUR D'ALENE, Idaho (AP) -- Police in northern Idaho arrested a robber accused of demanding a controlled drug from a pharmacy, then throwing cash on the counter before fleeing. Kootenai County Sh ...

Today at 09:39:38 - HARRODSBURG, Ky. (AP) -- A 32-year-old Kentucky woman who said she didn't know that she was pregnant delivered her newborn son on the floor of her laundry room by herself and even cut the umbilica ...

Today at 08:31:41 - NEW YORK (AP) -- It sounds fishy but a New York City pet shop owner says it's true. Buttkiss, the black pacu he owns, is 43 and weighs 20 pounds. A pacu is a breed that's related to the piranha. S ...

Today at 08:28:20 - NEW YORK (AP) -- Breast milk cheese, anyone? A Manhattan chef has posted a recipe on his blog for what he calls "My spouse's mommy milk cheese." Daniel Angerer co-owns Klee Brasserie with his wife ...

Today at 01:43:18 - PITTSBURGH (AP) -- A Pittsburgh-area woman is suing Bank of America, claiming it wrongfully repossessed her home and saying that a bank contractor trashed the house and took her parrot....

Today at 10:35:15 - At least one channel thought to have been carved by water was actually built by lava flows, according to a new study of Martian surface features.

Today at 10:33:30 - For 4,500 years in what is now Mexico, decomposing bodies were pulled apart and reburied, according to what may be the first evidence for ritual "double burials."

Today at 10:23:21 - It turns out evidence for water on the moon was right under our noses all along, according to new studies of rocks retrieved by Apollo astronauts.

Today at 08:40:24 - See exclusive views of tsunami-tossed boats, a collapsed bridge, and a crumbled cliff-scenes of the devastating toll of the February 27 Chile earthquake.

09/03/2010 at 07:31:54 - With its 2010 Oscar win for best documentary, the movie The Cove has reignited debate over annual dolphin hunts in Taiji, Japan.

Today at 08:28:01 - The Obama administration is trying to prop up small businesses with more funding for community development banks. Obama's fiscal 2011 budget seeks $250 million in additional funding for community deve ...

Today at 08:27:26 - Just weeks following the tragedy at SeaWorld Orlando where trainer Dawn Brancheau was killed by one of the park's whales, PETA is sending a message to the theme park company and its visitors. It used ...

Today at 08:23:10 - Congress will pass a Cap and Trade bill cutting carbon emissions through industrial trade-offs, announced Lisa Jackson, Administrator, U.S. Environmental Protection Agency (EPA) at a Luncheon event at ...

Today at 08:22:32 - Cisco Systems unveiled its new CRS-3 Carrier Routing System that claims capacity of 322 Terabits per second, tripling the tech firms current router. - (AHN)

Today at 08:16:35 - U.S. markets registered small gains on the one-year anniversary of the market bottom. Stocks inched near this year's highs before a late sell-off in commodity names weighed. - (AHN)

Today at 08:17:00 - Daniel Angerer co-owns Klee Brasserie with his wife Lori Mason. A photo on his blog features the cheese encrusted with maple caramelized pumpkin and Concord grapes.

Today at 02:30:00 - The lawsuit says she eventually regained possession of the bird, named Luke, after repeated phone calls to the bank.

09/03/2010 at 09:01:00 - Old Baldy was considered a Union hero after surviving the battles of Antietam and Gettysburg, and soldiering on after being shot in battle many times.

09/03/2010 at 02:44:00 - Court papers say that on Jan. 19, the girl went to use her bathroom but saw the man in there.

05/03/2010 at 23:49:00 - The man, dubbed the “Frugal Felon” by the FBI, robbed the First Convenience Bank inside a Kroger grocery store in the 12600 block of Woodforest about noon Thursday, authorities said.

Today at 08:00:01 - funny graphs and charts - Use of to go boxes

Today at 05:00:18 - funny graphs and charts - Toyota sudden acceleration incidents

Today at 02:00:23 - funny graphs and charts - Chance of Ideas vs. Where They Happen

09/03/2010 at 08:00:15 - funny graphs and charts - Dangers of wearing red vs where you are.

09/03/2010 at 05:00:35 - funny graphs and charts - Things That Came Out of Pandora's Box

09/03/2010 at 02:00:56 - funny graphs and charts - Percentage distribution of times when I think about coffee filters

08/03/2010 at 02:00:36 - funny graphs and charts - Oranges

07/03/2010 at 02:00:18 - funny graphs and charts - Popular Thoughts About Global Climate Change

06/03/2010 at 08:00:43 - funny graphs and charts - What Women Do In The Shower According To Men

Today at 05:50:11 - LUANDA (Reuters) - Wild elephants rampaged through a southern village in Angola last weekend, destroying farms and dozens of houses and prompting most of its 4,000 residents to flee to neighboring Nam ...

Today at 05:47:27 - NICOSIA (Reuters) - Cypriot police said Tuesday they had discovered the corpse of former president Tassos Papadopoulos, three months after it was snatched from its grave in a crime that shocked the Me ...

09/03/2010 at 06:28:13 - OTTAWA (Reuters) - Don't mess with a century-old tradition even if it is sexist, Canadians told the Conservative government this week, forcing Ottawa to scrap plans to make the country's national anth ...

09/03/2010 at 06:24:53 - NEW YORK (Reuters) - Black and Hispanic Americans are more likely than whites and Asians to lose sleep over job and money worries, a sleep survey released on Monday found.

09/03/2010 at 06:24:23 - OTTAWA (Reuters) - Canada's parliamentary restaurant will be serving seal meat on Wednesday in a gesture of defiance aimed at a European Union ban on imports of seal products.

Today at 05:15:34 - Weddings are an occasion never to be forgotten, especially when the bride and groom both come from noble origins. Consider, for instance, the New Delhi wedding of Indian parliament member Kadir Rana' ...

Today at 02:41:19 - Loud, obnoxious, and naughty children are the bane of many parents' existence. Thankfully for the parents in Japan's Oga Peninsula, Akita Prefecture in northern Honshu, Japan, there is a solution: the ...

09/03/2010 at 07:52:24 - With legs long enough to straddle a Buick, this sea monster plucked from the depths of the Pacific Ocean, measures a staggering ten feet from claw to claw. It currently resides in Britain at the Natio ...

09/03/2010 at 02:09:03 - Professional Wakaresaseya (splitter-uppers) are a special brand of private detectives unique to Japan. Although they perform a variety of functions, their primary purpose is to end all kinds of sticky ...

08/03/2010 at 02:39:42 - Are sex, drugs and rock and roll the worst influences on a growing child? Apparently not in Taiwan. The local authorities of this East Asian island are calling for dramatic changes to its current movi ...

Today at 05:06:07 - Don't text while you drive. Don't shave while you drive. And definitely don't shave your privates while you drive.

09/03/2010 at 20:53:10 - The superintendent of a rural school district in Montana says he was showing students his black powder muzzleloader gun when he accidentally fired the weapon into a classroom wall during a history le ...

09/03/2010 at 08:07:10 - A woman in jail for public intoxication was accused of assaulting a Kentucky jailer by squirting breast milk at her.

09/03/2010 at 02:39:13 - A Michigan man has been arrested for allegedly performing circumcisions on men without a licence.

06/03/2010 at 08:18:22 - A Korean man has married his dakimaura, a.k.a. a body pillow with a Japanese anime girl drawn on it.

06/03/2010 at 07:26:45 - A nun who was allegedly cured of her Parkinson's disease after writing a former pope's name on a piece of paper has taken ill again, a Polish newspaper reports.

09/03/2010 at 23:58:51 - A CHEF at a trendy New York bistro is letting diners munch on fig and paprika cheese made from his wife's breast milk.

09/03/2010 at 08:54:12 - A WOMAN crashed her car after giving her ex-hubby the wheel as she shaved her private parts.

08/03/2010 at 13:10:42 - A WOMAN phones police about "suspicious noises" in her flat, but is quite embarrassed when officers find the source.

07/03/2010 at 19:11:40 - AS the snow finally melts in the US capital, the cleared streets are revealing a nasty minefield.

06/03/2010 at 09:34:15 - A YOUTH'S been arrested for listening in his car to what police deem offensive rap music.

04/03/2010 at 10:35:11 - POLICE hold three men who vandalised 100 homes in an attempt to get on news bulletins.

04/03/2010 at 05:23:01 - MARIA Alaimo wanted a breast augmentation, not a breast duplication.

09/03/2010 at 16:01:00 - A boy faces court accused of taking his mother's car on a 80-kilometre joy ride, then crashing.

09/03/2010 at 16:00:00 - A giant "Wellywood" sign is on the cards for New Zealand's capital.

09/03/2010 at 09:05:00 - Police urged people to log on to YouTube to help them catch a driver who did a burn-out in Adelaide.

09/03/2010 at 02:09:00 - It may seem odd, but the locals swear it is true. People in a Japanese mountain region have reported a number of kangaroo sightings, and journalists are now trying to stalk the marsupials.

04/03/2010 at 08:00:00 - A cash-strapped village in eastern Germany has put its many potholes up for sale in a novel effort to finance the repair of its crumbling roads, the mayor said.

03/03/2010 at 02:06:00 - German police have detained a nightclub reveller they caught trying to snort amphetamines off the top of their unmarked patrol car.

07/03/2010 at 12:21:02 - Not everything about these magical stories are limited to the imagination.

07/03/2010 at 12:21:02 - Scientists have caught rat whisker signals on video.

07/03/2010 at 12:21:02 - Freezing point of water changes with an electric charge.

07/03/2010 at 12:21:02 - Straight lines may do the trick on level ground, but zigzags work best on a slope.

04/03/2010 at 12:21:02 - Vampires are very popular in books and movies, but are they real?

04/03/2010 at 12:21:02 - Humans lie, cheat and steal, gossip, bully and kill. Why we do these and other destructive things.

04/03/2010 at 12:21:02 - You will laugh at this one!

04/03/2010 at 12:21:02 - A man in New York state is facing charges after throwing a cat at his wife during an argument.

04/03/2010 at 12:21:02 - Authorities say a central Florida 19-year-old threw a taco at his mother for unplugging his video game system.

04/03/2010 at 12:21:02 - A naked burglar was caught after getting stuck in a supermarket chimney.

04/03/2010 at 12:21:02 - A B.C. man probably wishes he had given his 11-month-old son a set of keys to play with instead of a phone, after the infant accidentally dialed 9-1-1 and brought police to dad's marijuana grow operat ...

04/03/2010 at 12:21:02 - Introducing, the future of America. People don't get any better than this.

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20/12/2009 at 05:10:36 - Forget the plastic icicles, brightly colored balls and tinsel.

14/12/2009 at 15:05:59 - Australian and Chinese officials urged two bamboo-munching giant pandas, Wang Wang and Funi, on Sunday to consider reproducing during their 10-year residency Down Under.

08/12/2009 at 11:59:04 - A Texas homeowner who adorned his front lawn with Michelangelo's "David" as a scantily clad Santa got more than just jolly laughs from his neighbors. Barry McBee said he was aiming to make people chuc ...

04/12/2009 at 08:47:43 - Officials evacuate a Georgia mall after a man dressed in an elf suit tells a mall Santa that he's carrying dynamite, according to authorities. No explosives are found, but 45-year-old William C. Caldw ...

03/12/2009 at 02:35:14 - Court officials say a Birmingham woman who changed her name to Jesus Christ didn't live up to it when she reported for jury duty this week. The woman, previously named Dorothy Lola Killingworth, was s ...

25/02/2010 at 00:01:00 - A dog has become 'mum' to two tiger cubs after they were rejected at birth.

18/02/2010 at 12:01:00 - Tory bogeyman Michael Howard was involved in an alien mystery yesterday when files revealed there was a UFO over his house.

18/02/2010 at 00:00:00 - Cats, crocs and bears feature in this dangerous video round-up

09/02/2010 at 01:51:00 - Barack Obama has labelled the massive snowfall on America's east coast Snowmageddon - and this weather forecaster sounds like he believes it really is the end of the world.

26/01/2010 at 12:00:00 - A beekeeper passed out after being stung...and woke up in a pitch-black closed coffin.